And then all of a sudden this mouth opened up on her sweater and was all, “Bitch, are you high? Floral tights and a grey sweater? It’s like you don’t give a fuck about other people’s eyes.”

I get the flavours for all the other Magic Acid Sugar Gummy Dudes, but what the hell is light blue supposed to be? Last I checked, water isn’t a candy flavor unless blue is what you take to comedown from the diabetic shock received from eating the other ones.

Magazine rack from the impulse buy section at the Asian Supermarket.

After many exhaustive years of research and investigation, we’ve finally discovered where most of the girls from my Catholic high school got their shoes from.

Ok, this is just goddamned terrifying. It’s like the tree came down with Squirrel Herpes. I would not walk around this Boreal STD tragedy unless I was covered in latex.

I think the flavor of this one is “Blonde Lemony Whore Explosion”.

I heart Corrine, (I’m not doing any of that silly ass emoticon bullshit. I’m writing out the word heart in its entirety, fuck you.).

WESTSIDE

More goddamn impulse sections at the Asian Market.

Paper and crafts in beautiful collision.